Thursday, April 12, 2012

Orgasm.com: The Lazy Man’s Guide To Doggystyle Sex

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The Lazy Man's Guide To Doggystyle Sex
Apr 12th 2012, 13:38

Sometimes, I’ll be watching something and it’ll end. If I have the remote handy, I’ll change the channel. If I don’t I’ll just watch whatever’s on next. That’s how I got into Storage Wars. Let’s face it guys, we’re lazy. Instead of getting up to grab the remote, I watched a bunch of idiots bid on storage lockers. We don’t want to work for anything, especially when it comes to sex. We just want to lie back and let the ladies take care of everything. But eventually our girls get angry at us for our minimal approach to banging. They have sore thighs, they say. They want something more from us besides a dildo on a skateboard (a term coined by author Irvine Welsh). So here it is, an easy sex position that won’t make you work too hard but will make her think you are: Doggystyle. Read on and learn why this position benefits both you and your girl.

There are five versions of doggstyle XXX you can do. Each one requires minimal effort from you.

1. Classic Doggystyle: This one is what you see in free porn all the time. The receiving partner gets on all fours with their torso near-horizontal. The active partner holds the receiver by the butt and either on your knees or standing starts plowing away. You get a view of your partner’s leather cheerio so if you’re not into that, eyes forward and focus on your thrusting.

2. Leapfrog Position: The receiver’s torso is angled downwards by resting on the elbows or upper arms, sometimes even resting directly on the floor or bed or wherever you’ve chosen to get your XXX on. The active partner gets on their knees and can penetrate easily. Leapfrog rules because you can reach your woman’s G-spot and she’ll love you forever.

3. Froggystyle Doggystyle: Not to be confused with Leapfrog, this position requires the receiving partner to lie flat while the active partner lies on top of them. You don’t see this a lot in free porn because the camera doesn’t get an ample view of titties or vag. And really, without those two things, what’s the point of pornography?

4. Arms-Back Doggystle: This one is a little kinkier. The active partner holds the receiver’s arms back (or ties them) so the receiver is dependent on the active for balance. It sounds trickier than it is, it’s also something I dream of one day doing to Melody Nakai.

5. Furniture Support: The receiver partner lies across a chair, the side of the bed or couch for support and the active partner penetrates from behind like in the other doggystyle sex positions. This one is great for when your woman is in the mood for some XXX but you just want to watch the game.

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