Sunday, April 15, 2012

Orgasm.com: Will Romney Butt Out Of The Porn Industry’s Business?

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Will Romney Butt Out Of The Porn Industry's Business?
Apr 15th 2012, 15:10

With Santorum out of the presidential race, will Mitt Romney leave the porn industry alone? Those making the sex movies hope so. President Obama, the best thing to happen to the American people since the 2010 World Series, has maintained a safe distance. Here at Orgasm, we assume that him and Michelle get down with some porn from time to time. That’s what most Americans do, they watch sex movies after a long day of work. Anyway, if Obama’s re-elected we can expect that he’ll leave the adult entertainment industry alone because he’s a real man and real men watch porn. Look at Romney below. Does he look like a real man to you?

Besides real men needing porn, women need it to. I’ve had more female friends tell me they’re into girl on girl stuff than males. Sure, they think it’s funny because they claim that it never goes down that way but still, they watch porn too. Rick Santorum was pretty vocal about his distaste for the porn industry. Here at Orgasm we were of course, not pleased. Now we’re thrilled that he’s decided to return to Pennsylvania to be crazy and leave sex movies alone.

Will Romney leave the sex movies alone or will he campaign against them? Watching porn as a sexual release is completely healthy. If you don’t watch sex movies, you could die from boner shock. Not cool. People who thumb their noses at sex movies are the same kind of people who believe in the devil. They’re the kind of people that are scared of a little red guy with horns running around with a pitchfork in 110 degree heat. First of all, that’s like a typical Vegas halloween; second, are you kidding me? I’m not knocking those who find comfort in religion, but come on! Watching porn doesn’t make you go to Hell, believing in something as dumb as a little red guy with horns ruling the underworld does. Sorry, END RANT.

Political insiders (i.e., something I read on LAWeekly) are saying that yes, Romney will take up Santorum’s anti-porn position because he doesn’t find Angelina Armani and the rest of the sex movies crew attractive. Idiot. Maybe if he sat down and watched a girl on girl film Romney’d leave the porn industry alone. Here at Orgasm, we can only hope.

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